Taco Bello

It helps if you know the latin word for "war" in the ablative case is bello. Some poor Latin II kid got creative with a sentence he/she didn't know. Unfortunately, AP Latin is known to take it too far.

Anyway. Lame comic created because I am so behind and irresponsible but it's school tiem so I'm going to focus on that. Might have to rearrange update schedule.

This is the last comic before my unintentional hiatus. You can tell I was rushed because it's really crappy.

Robot Unicorn Attack

This is my cousin Ian. One thing we did when I was in Rhode Island was play Robot Unicorn Attack. This is pretty much word-for-word what happened.

I also got a little sun burned. But now I am SO CRUNCH.

Extra points if you know why it's THAT face.

Fsheeww

Remember how I said I take everything seriously? Subtlety and sarcasm are also oftentimes completely lost on me.

This will be redone some day. Maybe. I'm not too pleased with it.

Another last minute 3am comic because I'm leaving for Rhode Island in...3 and a half hours. Except this should show up on Saturday.

Dysfunctional

Back from Georgia. This is from something that happened in the boathouse. Sort of.

This is also part of the "excuse the cat shit, I am lame" update(s) I promised. Except I'm leaving in a few days for RI. Who's unprepared? I'm unprepared.

Oh well. There's magic afoot. MAGIC, I TELL YOU.

Well fuck didley, don't this look dumb.

Cat Poop

Because that's what this is.

It's 1 in the morning the day I'm supposed to leave for Georgia and I realize I'll be gone next Saturday and I don't have anything prepared. (I didn't look at a calendar, herp derp), so please accept this picture of my cat's shit until I fix that.

I'll have a double update some time soon.

"But Lauren, isn't the point to draw pretty pictures so people will want to look at your comic?"

"CLEARLY, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY ART. IT'S MY STYLE, DOUCHEBAG."

This is obviously how you gain readers.

I realize it's vulgar, but I felt it needed to be included in the "archive".

And that came from this cute guy

WTF

Yes. Every single one of the dreams I consider nightmares have involved kittens in mortal danger and me not being able to save them. Drowning, shrinking, sickness, etc. It's a terrible, terrible feeling not to be able to save kittens. For srs.

So I met the best friend I've ever had in my entire life in this dream.(no offense guys. I mean he was in my head) AND THEN HE FALLS OFF THE DAMN ROOF AND I TRY TO SAVE HIM AND HE TURNS INTO A DYING CAT. I MEAN REALLY. JUNIOR TYLER DURDEN IS MY BEST FRIEND AND HE TURNS INTO A GODDAMN DYING CAT.

Yeah I was like what the fuck just happened to me.

anyway. Brb, going to Georgia to be with the fags.

My Dick

One thing people should know about me: I take everything, and I mean everything, seriously.

This happened today. It's happened before. This exact same scenario. "What should I draw?" "My dick." "Alright."


EDIT: Oh right, haircuts.

Her dicks.

Adventure Dogs

This is Ellie and I riding Maverick and Sasha (respectively) if th were huge. Sasha is normally a black hole dog(she isn't dangerous right now though), and Mav's a sunshine sparkle dog. Yes I did use that brush.

"What time is it?!" "WWHHARRRGGHHBNBNPIG,DL"

Oh, Charles

This is uh...Ellie and I...we...
yeah.

OHH CHARLES I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE CHARLES, CHAAARLES

Mmmm, Charles, mmhmmm, Charles mmm.

Cool Dragon



So this is Tyler with a Dragonite.

It's 7 in the morning, lol.

not much else to say. Lame excuse for an update.

#15


P.S.- He isn't anywhere near cool.

IRL

I was going to do a short strip about how I use chopsticks more than a fork because I'm lazy, don't want to get food on my face, and secretly think I'm 10x cooler, but then this happened. I haven't brushed my hair in a while.

It's sad really. Sometimes I try to ctrl+z a picture I'm drawing. That's when I decide it's time to go outside

Bonus: find the spelling error.

Gender Identity Crisis

This was always my favorite generation of Pokemon, and I am happy with how the remake is turning out.

However. I will most likely never purchase another Pokemon game again. Those new abominations aren't Pokemon...they're evil cheap knockoffs. EVIL, I TELL YE.

I'm actually one of those crotchety old fans who only really recognize the first two generations as being ACTUAL Pokemon. Third is the farthest I go. Fourth was the begining of the end for me.

So anyway.
Shit you not I spent about half an hour today trying to decide whether I wanted to be a girl or a boy.

...maybe I do need to put that mature content thing up

Good thing I have the mature content thing up

Fatasses

Yes, this actually happened. I think it was an entire bag of Doritos or soem shit, I don't know.

For some reason I felt like doing a ridiculous background on this bitch. It was repetitive and also late at night, I have no idea why I did it but I seem to like doing so, so it may happen again.

Oh, my room is also a dark abyss. I have black and purple walls and black everything else basically. Look how deep and mysterious I am.

Right, so the tank top says "Big Meaty Claws" because I can't draw hands and that's what she has. Uh. It doesn't say "Big Meaty".

LMFAO BIG MEATY

I Was All Alone In My Room

This made me laugh so much when I saw it, and Lindsey never shows up here anyway so here she is.

Also, it seems I have a growing obsession with the color dark blue. I am just so attracted to it.

When asked what kind of face she made, according to Lindsey it was:

" A face like "Damn why do I smell a fart all the sudden? I'm the only one in here. LOL OSAKA."
So I was upset and then laughing cause my life turned into Azumanga Daioh.
Detailed explanation. "

there you have it folks.

Yes that is a snuggie

Cool Kid Club

Numero dos.

The only specificatoins for this one was "make it badass". So I give you a utilikilt-sporting, adventure-vest wearing Kaminaphile, a la 12. I don't know what Grovyle's name is, but I assume it would be badass as well.

I love the old ink and watercolor drawings of Pokemon

Tulip the Hardy

Ever since I was a youngin I've wanted friends to play Pokemon with. Now that I have friends, I'm fully exploiting their presence.

This is Ellie and Tulip. He has a hardy nature. She's also like 12 years old, I don't know run with it.

I think I just felt like drawing Pokemon...

Invention

Coolest person ever.

Sap

"I just killed a man" "Oh. Cool. You want to go build a blanket fort and watch movies?" "FATHER MY CHILDREN"

Billions and billions of stars, billions and billions of specks.

Spider Zombies

EDIT: I KNOW WHAT A SKULLTULA IS. SPIDER ZOMBIES ARE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THING.

You won't get it.

We're not lesbians I swear. Just married.

How shitty would it be if spider man turned into a zombie? I bet his powers would transfer over.

Humor

I laugh even harder at playing kittens. Clearly, they're worse than dead jewish babies.

First of all let me clarify: Jew jokes as in Holocaust Jew jokes.

Secondly, let me appoligize to all people who practice the Jewish religion. I am insensitive and unfunny and please don't be offended at me.

Someone reads xkcd.

Who You Gonna Call?

True story. She went to call Ellie or something and...did that. Aparently quite loudly.

It's hilarious in person, but I was laughing so hard at this like an hour and a half ago and decided to draw it.
alt text: Everything about this page screams "awkward". Including the art, lol.

Challenged

Okay so Cori broke her ankle (despite what story she gives you, the bottom line is that she was running in the house. I mean really, she had it coming, amirite?) and I recently fell on my face and got my two front teeth knocked out. Pin the tail on the donkey is more dangerous than I had thought.
I think we all got haircuts as well. TL;DR MLIA

OH DUDDE GUYS I FINALLY SAW FIGHT CLUB and it's the best movie I've seen in...too long. AUGH GOD I LOVED IT SO MUCH.

anyway. If you get any references in here you're a fucking nerd. (EDIT: or if you read alt text) Good work, soldier.

HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

Protip: Don't look for alt text. You'll probably kill yourself.

This was after a long period of inactivity.

PS- I still love Fight Club.

I use a lot of capslock.

Hanniballs



OH MY GOD SLAVE DEATH BATTLE MOTIVATION SPEECH AND THE BATTLE OF CANNAE AND LAKE TRASAMINE AND THE COWS ON FIRE AND THE NUMIDIAN CAVALRY AND MANHANDLING THE CARTHEGINEAN SENATE AND HIS LOST EYE AND yeah I love Hannibal.



Jesus Mary Joseph these pages had some massive walls of text.

I'm probably going to start using the alt-text from the originals. I did really like that about smackjeeves.

Excuses, Excuses



Yeah grades > comic for me sorry guys I'll be back eventually

OH BUT I HAVE THIS HANNIBAL COMIC PLANNED FOR MY LATIN CLASS SO I'LL UPLOAD THAT AS IT PROGRESSES BECAUSE I MEAN REALLY WHAT IS MORE AWESOME THAN WAR ELEPHANTS FIGHTING ROMANS. I MEAN REALLY.

Once I find my photoshop disk that is.


This scenario is a constant, hence the reason why I never get things done during the school year.

The Blufin Killies

And yes, that was the real comment I posted. Fuck you I like Hannibal.

Bedtime



This is Lindsey. You can't see her. She takes her bedtime very seriously.

This was also the first time she met both me and the girl with the flashlight and music.

I actually really hate this.



Soleless

Oh last year. AP World was such a vulgar time.

This is what inconsistancy looks like.

Also, this was a verbal conversation, say it out loud if you don't get it.

Protip: AP World was a few years ago by now.

We still wear both of those jackets on a regular basis.

Cool Song

Skype is a wonderful tool for those who can type properly.

My taste in music is quite possibly the coolest in the history of the universe.

Again, I apologize for the world's smallest comic page. I don't have the original files for these first ones anymore. Not sure what happened to them.

Walleyed

We're quite inspired by Garfield.

Garfield .

Latias

Please don't find this amusing.

I'm leaving the original "authors' comments" as a caption.

Also sorry this is so small. I promise things won't be this way forever. Just give me a chance baby, I can change.

Therapist

The "the" has officially been taken out of "therapist".

I've decided to just post what was on the smackjeeves page (which I'm going to leave open for a while I think) until I'm caught up, at which point I'll make new things. If this draws any readers from the jeeveverse, let me know what's up.

This Is New

Decided Blogger > Smackjeeves. I appreciate the smacking Jeeves my boy, but I'm going to try this out now. You've been good to me.

Anyway, this is going to be very transitional until I figure out where exactly I want everything.

Hopefully a new style of writing/comics will come from this, so we'll see.