Fsheeww

Remember how I said I take everything seriously? Subtlety and sarcasm are also oftentimes completely lost on me.

This will be redone some day. Maybe. I'm not too pleased with it.

Another last minute 3am comic because I'm leaving for Rhode Island in...3 and a half hours. Except this should show up on Saturday.

My Dick

One thing people should know about me: I take everything, and I mean everything, seriously.

This happened today. It's happened before. This exact same scenario. "What should I draw?" "My dick." "Alright."


EDIT: Oh right, haircuts.

Her dicks.

Fatasses

Yes, this actually happened. I think it was an entire bag of Doritos or soem shit, I don't know.

For some reason I felt like doing a ridiculous background on this bitch. It was repetitive and also late at night, I have no idea why I did it but I seem to like doing so, so it may happen again.

Oh, my room is also a dark abyss. I have black and purple walls and black everything else basically. Look how deep and mysterious I am.

Right, so the tank top says "Big Meaty Claws" because I can't draw hands and that's what she has. Uh. It doesn't say "Big Meaty".

LMFAO BIG MEATY

Cool Kid Club

Numero dos.

The only specificatoins for this one was "make it badass". So I give you a utilikilt-sporting, adventure-vest wearing Kaminaphile, a la 12. I don't know what Grovyle's name is, but I assume it would be badass as well.

I love the old ink and watercolor drawings of Pokemon

Spider Zombies

EDIT: I KNOW WHAT A SKULLTULA IS. SPIDER ZOMBIES ARE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THING.

You won't get it.

We're not lesbians I swear. Just married.

How shitty would it be if spider man turned into a zombie? I bet his powers would transfer over.

Who You Gonna Call?

True story. She went to call Ellie or something and...did that. Aparently quite loudly.

It's hilarious in person, but I was laughing so hard at this like an hour and a half ago and decided to draw it.
alt text: Everything about this page screams "awkward". Including the art, lol.

Challenged

Okay so Cori broke her ankle (despite what story she gives you, the bottom line is that she was running in the house. I mean really, she had it coming, amirite?) and I recently fell on my face and got my two front teeth knocked out. Pin the tail on the donkey is more dangerous than I had thought.
I think we all got haircuts as well. TL;DR MLIA

OH DUDDE GUYS I FINALLY SAW FIGHT CLUB and it's the best movie I've seen in...too long. AUGH GOD I LOVED IT SO MUCH.

anyway. If you get any references in here you're a fucking nerd. (EDIT: or if you read alt text) Good work, soldier.

HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

Protip: Don't look for alt text. You'll probably kill yourself.

This was after a long period of inactivity.

PS- I still love Fight Club.

I use a lot of capslock.

Excuses, Excuses



Yeah grades > comic for me sorry guys I'll be back eventually

OH BUT I HAVE THIS HANNIBAL COMIC PLANNED FOR MY LATIN CLASS SO I'LL UPLOAD THAT AS IT PROGRESSES BECAUSE I MEAN REALLY WHAT IS MORE AWESOME THAN WAR ELEPHANTS FIGHTING ROMANS. I MEAN REALLY.

Once I find my photoshop disk that is.


This scenario is a constant, hence the reason why I never get things done during the school year.

The Blufin Killies

And yes, that was the real comment I posted. Fuck you I like Hannibal.

Soleless

Oh last year. AP World was such a vulgar time.

This is what inconsistancy looks like.

Also, this was a verbal conversation, say it out loud if you don't get it.

Protip: AP World was a few years ago by now.

We still wear both of those jackets on a regular basis.

Cool Song

Skype is a wonderful tool for those who can type properly.

My taste in music is quite possibly the coolest in the history of the universe.

Again, I apologize for the world's smallest comic page. I don't have the original files for these first ones anymore. Not sure what happened to them.

Walleyed

We're quite inspired by Garfield.

Garfield .

Latias

Please don't find this amusing.

I'm leaving the original "authors' comments" as a caption.

Also sorry this is so small. I promise things won't be this way forever. Just give me a chance baby, I can change.

Therapist

The "the" has officially been taken out of "therapist".

I've decided to just post what was on the smackjeeves page (which I'm going to leave open for a while I think) until I'm caught up, at which point I'll make new things. If this draws any readers from the jeeveverse, let me know what's up.