Robot Unicorn Attack

This is my cousin Ian. One thing we did when I was in Rhode Island was play Robot Unicorn Attack. This is pretty much word-for-word what happened.

I also got a little sun burned. But now I am SO CRUNCH.

Extra points if you know why it's THAT face.

Fsheeww

Remember how I said I take everything seriously? Subtlety and sarcasm are also oftentimes completely lost on me.

This will be redone some day. Maybe. I'm not too pleased with it.

Another last minute 3am comic because I'm leaving for Rhode Island in...3 and a half hours. Except this should show up on Saturday.

WTF

Yes. Every single one of the dreams I consider nightmares have involved kittens in mortal danger and me not being able to save them. Drowning, shrinking, sickness, etc. It's a terrible, terrible feeling not to be able to save kittens. For srs.

So I met the best friend I've ever had in my entire life in this dream.(no offense guys. I mean he was in my head) AND THEN HE FALLS OFF THE DAMN ROOF AND I TRY TO SAVE HIM AND HE TURNS INTO A DYING CAT. I MEAN REALLY. JUNIOR TYLER DURDEN IS MY BEST FRIEND AND HE TURNS INTO A GODDAMN DYING CAT.

Yeah I was like what the fuck just happened to me.

anyway. Brb, going to Georgia to be with the fags.

My Dick

One thing people should know about me: I take everything, and I mean everything, seriously.

This happened today. It's happened before. This exact same scenario. "What should I draw?" "My dick." "Alright."


EDIT: Oh right, haircuts.

Her dicks.

Adventure Dogs

This is Ellie and I riding Maverick and Sasha (respectively) if th were huge. Sasha is normally a black hole dog(she isn't dangerous right now though), and Mav's a sunshine sparkle dog. Yes I did use that brush.

"What time is it?!" "WWHHARRRGGHHBNBNPIG,DL"

IRL

I was going to do a short strip about how I use chopsticks more than a fork because I'm lazy, don't want to get food on my face, and secretly think I'm 10x cooler, but then this happened. I haven't brushed my hair in a while.

It's sad really. Sometimes I try to ctrl+z a picture I'm drawing. That's when I decide it's time to go outside

Bonus: find the spelling error.

Gender Identity Crisis

This was always my favorite generation of Pokemon, and I am happy with how the remake is turning out.

However. I will most likely never purchase another Pokemon game again. Those new abominations aren't Pokemon...they're evil cheap knockoffs. EVIL, I TELL YE.

I'm actually one of those crotchety old fans who only really recognize the first two generations as being ACTUAL Pokemon. Third is the farthest I go. Fourth was the begining of the end for me.

So anyway.
Shit you not I spent about half an hour today trying to decide whether I wanted to be a girl or a boy.

...maybe I do need to put that mature content thing up

Good thing I have the mature content thing up

Fatasses

Yes, this actually happened. I think it was an entire bag of Doritos or soem shit, I don't know.

For some reason I felt like doing a ridiculous background on this bitch. It was repetitive and also late at night, I have no idea why I did it but I seem to like doing so, so it may happen again.

Oh, my room is also a dark abyss. I have black and purple walls and black everything else basically. Look how deep and mysterious I am.

Right, so the tank top says "Big Meaty Claws" because I can't draw hands and that's what she has. Uh. It doesn't say "Big Meaty".

LMFAO BIG MEATY

Invention

Coolest person ever.

Spider Zombies

EDIT: I KNOW WHAT A SKULLTULA IS. SPIDER ZOMBIES ARE AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THING.

You won't get it.

We're not lesbians I swear. Just married.

How shitty would it be if spider man turned into a zombie? I bet his powers would transfer over.

Challenged

Okay so Cori broke her ankle (despite what story she gives you, the bottom line is that she was running in the house. I mean really, she had it coming, amirite?) and I recently fell on my face and got my two front teeth knocked out. Pin the tail on the donkey is more dangerous than I had thought.
I think we all got haircuts as well. TL;DR MLIA

OH DUDDE GUYS I FINALLY SAW FIGHT CLUB and it's the best movie I've seen in...too long. AUGH GOD I LOVED IT SO MUCH.

anyway. If you get any references in here you're a fucking nerd. (EDIT: or if you read alt text) Good work, soldier.

HARMONY HARMONY OH LOVE

Protip: Don't look for alt text. You'll probably kill yourself.

This was after a long period of inactivity.

PS- I still love Fight Club.

I use a lot of capslock.

Soleless

Oh last year. AP World was such a vulgar time.

This is what inconsistancy looks like.

Also, this was a verbal conversation, say it out loud if you don't get it.

Protip: AP World was a few years ago by now.

We still wear both of those jackets on a regular basis.

Cool Song

Skype is a wonderful tool for those who can type properly.

My taste in music is quite possibly the coolest in the history of the universe.

Again, I apologize for the world's smallest comic page. I don't have the original files for these first ones anymore. Not sure what happened to them.

Walleyed

We're quite inspired by Garfield.

Garfield .

Latias

Please don't find this amusing.

I'm leaving the original "authors' comments" as a caption.

Also sorry this is so small. I promise things won't be this way forever. Just give me a chance baby, I can change.

Therapist

The "the" has officially been taken out of "therapist".

I've decided to just post what was on the smackjeeves page (which I'm going to leave open for a while I think) until I'm caught up, at which point I'll make new things. If this draws any readers from the jeeveverse, let me know what's up.